horcruxy:

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow! 

oh guys. 

queenmarauder:

today we were harassing one of the art teachers so my friend could go do Ellen’s Dance Dare behind him.

My other friend made him watch her take off her shoes and put them back on.

I’ve chosen my friends wisely. 

•  convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
• grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
• me: no pop, it's hunger games
• grandpa: hunger what?
• me: hunger GAMES
• grandpa: hungry gays?
• me: yes pop, yes
• grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry

I am the mockingjay; the symbol of the rebellion.

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

davespriteschoiceass:

papermariofandom:

this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet

whats happening

brabomb:

dogsdoingpplthings:

sittin

wishin

waitin

hopin

dreamin

dracomalfoi:

Since I haven’t done one of these in forever.. why not go all out and do a Follow Forever. These are all the blogs who have made an impact on me, whether I laughed, cried, smiled, or sat there consumed with lust. 

A - Agron-felton, attackofthesith, alohomora-the-heart, albus-pond, accioweasleyfamily, allshankyon, apearlinaparachute, anonhermionegranger, acciothg, anxiousirony, allwaswellharry anondracomalfoy, avada-kedavrayourface, asssbutt, andimmalfoy,

B- bunsofmahogany, bex-chan, bellamortsarmy, bee-magnificent, blameitonthenargles9, bloodpoisons,  brutalbloodycato, bloodyriddikulus, broomsticksandmagic-tricks, breadypotter

C- capitolsecrets, cremebunny, crownofgoldd, cleverpoodle, cressidah, clovelies, c-innas, claravasques, caffeinagrettes,

D- dracosdilemma, dramionefanfiction, doctorharry, dobbyisafreeelfbitch, dracosmission, delafleur, drarrywhore. dramione13, dearddraco, dandelion-ofhope, drarryxon, dracosfidelity, dramione-feltson, dracoslady,  downeysexual, dracofied

E- expelliarmus-x, effietrinktit, elizaii, evertexstatum

F- finnickspatronus, feltonfuckfest, finnickay, feltsbiannn, flobberworm

G- grindelbald, greenapplesfordraco, gobletoffire

H – holymotherofrowling, house-elves, huntereverdeen, hes-just-a-boy, hermionesboobs

I – ifuckedtomfelton. Imaslytherinbitch, i-am-lord-trolldemort, idontknowaskhermione, iamhermionemalfoy, icanlovegood

J-jooooordan, josephfuckingmorgan, justtrustsnape

K- Kashmir89, kurtbastiann, kimcooperx, kippling, kateverlarks, katnips,

L – lady-felton, lordmalfoy, longlivetomfelton, lunylovegood, littlemissoverrated, littlemisslina , lumosthedarktimes, lightpatronus, lupined, lumos-the-way

M- maheensworld, missclove, maysilie, malfoysinthetardis, madamemalfoy, madamlestrange, mrsronaldbiliusweasley, mocking-crux, makememalfoy, marvolo-gaunt, mrsweasley, motherweasley, malfoyjr

N- nearlyconscious, ninasincere

O- owlssoar, ohnargles, ohmyginny, odairme, occlumens, oh-lovegood, ohtonks, one1touch, oh-nargles
P- padfootmagic, porlocks,paulywesley, peeves-poltergeist, primrosesonfire, pinkpygmypuff, parry-otter, pottertilltheend, percypottergames, pearcess, phoenixinpanem, prettylittleniall, pottercaughtthesnitch, partycrouchjr, peetamellarkthebaker

Q- quafflesandbludgers, quidditchwith-thetributes

R – Ronald-weasley-you-complete-arse, remedial-potions, reapingtheodds, refractive, rememberthegirlwhowasonfire

S – saveabroomrideamalfoy,smirkylittlemeerkat, swagdemort, sourpatchwatermelon, sassygaydraco, sirdraco, stankface, sexywatson, sendingowls, smushdraco, sacred-nature, sentimentalsaturdays, sherlock-the-mockingjay, spaceorphan, slythinwhore

T- thepurebloodwizard, textingandscabbers, thewitchonfire, thanks-rowling, thebadboydracomalfoy, thefeltonarmy, thegirlincendio, thepariahandthemessiah , thebloodtraitor, tributing, tomfeltonsmush, theunsinkablepeeniss, thatfamousweasleyblush, tuathe, the-amazing-bouncing-ferret, tothedarklands

U- unbreakablevows

V

W- watsonspam, wizardtribute, weastter, wandofhawthorn, winky-the-drunk, whoredairs, what-thebloodyhells, whodair

X

Y- youtellthemspiders

Z

#- 30secondstopigfarts, 74^th-annual-bakeoff, -lupin, 92nymph

There are some blogs who have deleted or haven’t been on in more than 2 weeks that I wanted to include, but i’ve probably clogged your dash enough. If you see yourself on here, like it or something to let me know you’ve seen it!

singinglikethemockingjay:

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Number one rule guys.

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey